... on pain of being hissed at....
send me e-mail forwards warning of sudden death from inhaling rat droppings.
I would sooner read a plea for help with your Nigerian inheritance.
And if you commit the UNPARDONABLE sin of including .cc email addresses unto the tenth generation, I WILL reply to them all with the relevant snopes.com de-mythtifying page.
I've done it before, most recently about a minute ago.
AND NO JOKES, CLEARLY I HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOUR!